Year in Tiers 2023 - Disgusting Brothers
Finally, here we are at the mountain top of the absolute best of the best, gold medal, icons of industry, living legends. The Tom & Gregs...
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Jan 23
Year in Tiers 2023 - Tony Romo
Before any of you Tony Romo fanboys get your panties in a bunch, I'm of the opinion that if the Cowboys owner Jerry Jones hadn't waited...
Jan 23
Year in Tiers 2023 - Corn Flakes
As an adult, the instances where I find myself eating cereal are so few and far between that I can really only go for my absolute...
Jan 23
Year in Tiers 2023 - Sega Dreamcast
Even though it was a commercial failure and essentially lead to the collapse of Sega as a formidable rival to Nintendo and Sony in the...
Jan 23
Year in Tiers 2023 - Gas Station Toilets
Welcome to the Bottom Tier in our 2023 Year in Tiers Recap - The Gas Station Toilets
Jan 24, 2023
Year in Tiers 2022 - Joey Chestnut
The final group in our 2022 Year in Tiers recap finds the absolute best of the best, industry standards we'll hold up for future...
Jan 24, 2023
Year in Tiers 2022 - Chris Paul
Simply based on regular season statistics, Chris Paul is one of the greatest point guards to ever play in the NBA. But he's never been...
Jan 24, 2023
Year in Tiers 2022 - Jim Gaffigan
Our most densely populated tier in 2022 is a collection of perfectly average, moderately enjoyable, entirely serviceable content. Like...
Jan 24, 2023
Year in Tiers 2022 - Chris Kattan
One tier above the Worst Films of the Year, we find our decidedly bad movies that still have their occasional moments of entertainment...
Jan 24, 2023
Year in Tiers 2022 - The Oscar Slaps
On the whole, 2022 wasn't the best year for movies. From tent-pole franchises to indie horror pretenders and lackluster award hopefuls,...
Jan 21, 2022
Year in Tiers 2021 - Dan Flash's
The Top Tier in this Year's recap is dedicated to the best of the best, unimpeachable standard of quality set by fashion icon - Dan...
Jan 20, 2022
Year in Tiers 2021 - Kelly Rowland
Listen, I mean no disrespect to Kelly Rowland. She's an incredibly talented and beautiful young woman. She even made me giggle a few...
Jan 19, 2022
Year in Tiers 2021 - Hershey Bar
The Middle Tier finds the inoffensive, middle of the road films that can best be described as average or slightly above. Fine. Like a...
Jan 18, 2022
Year in Tiers 2021 - Limp Bizkit
The Next Tier finds us with the bad but not entirely terrible films of 2021. If you're desperate enough, you can find some redeemable...
Jan 17, 2022
Year in Tiers 2021 - Big Ol' Motha Fucking Duffle Bag of Shit
Season 2 of COVID-19 had me watching a shit load of movies. More than I ever have in any one year. I'll say it, TOO many. And yet there...
Oct 18, 2019
The Art of Self-Defense
It's pretty easy to pigeon-hole Jesse Eisenberg as a one note actor but in all honesty, he's one of the only actors working who intrigues...
Oct 16, 2019
Joker
It took me a minute to sift through my thoughts on this one but I'll try and toss in my two cents without it sounding like more of what...
Oct 11, 2019
El Camino
6 years after the reign of Heisenberg was thought to be over, Breaking Bad creator Vince Gilligan returns to the crumbling meth empire...
Aug 2, 2019
Critters Attack
Critters is not what most would call a classic horror franchise. For most people, it's hardly worth mentioning as anything more than an...
Aug 1, 2019
The Beach Bum
It's been 6 years since Harmony Korine blessed us with his surreal take on late capitalism in his neon drenched fever dream Spring...
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