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Jan 24, 2023

Year in Tiers 2022 - Chris Kattan

One tier above the Worst Films of the Year, we find our decidedly bad movies that still have their occasional moments of entertainment...

Jan 24, 2023

Year in Tiers 2022 - The Oscar Slaps

On the whole, 2022 wasn't the best year for movies. From tent-pole franchises to indie horror pretenders and lackluster award hopefuls,...

Dec 1, 2022

Year in Tiers 2022 - Gold Jackets

Our very best of the year sit in this most highly regarded of tiers with the most precious of accolades the boring-ass gatekeeping...

Dec 1, 2022

Year in Tiers 2022 - Kane

Even though he had a pretty solid professional wrestling career, a couple of title runs and was technically inducted into the WWE Hall of...

Dec 1, 2022

Year in Tiers 2022 - Subway

The largest tier in this year's recap gathers the perfectly fine, not bad but not great, commonplace enough to be found in nearly every...

Dec 1, 2022

Year in Tiers 2022 - The Wishmasters

Anybody else miss the bygone era of trashy straight to video horror movies like Uncle Sam, Jack Frost or The Wishmaster? More often than...

Dec 1, 2022

Year in Tiers 2022 - Don't Worry Darling Press Tour

This year I tried not to punish myself with finishing albums I wasn't super into or force feeding myself material I had little interest...

Oct 27, 2022

Every Texas Chainsaw Massacre Ranked from Best to Worst

#9. Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation With the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre's co-writer, Kim Henkel, returning to direct...

Oct 27, 2022

Every Nightmare on Elm Street Ranked from Best to Worst

#9. A Nightmare on Elm Street (2010) I'm so eternally grateful that horror has been able to crawl out from under the daunting black cloud...

Oct 26, 2022

Every Chucky Movie Ranked From Best to Worst

With creator Don Mancini taking back the creative soul of his murderous killer doll in the form of a hit SYFY series, aptly titled...

Oct 14, 2022

Every Halloween Movie Ranked from Best to Worst

#13. Halloween Resurrection As weird as it is, this was actually the first Halloween movie I ever saw and honestly, I thought killing off...

Oct 12, 2022

Every John Carpenter Movie Ranked from Best to Worst

While Michael Myers may get all the glory, we're taking a look at the man behind the legend - John Carpenter - and the illustrious career...

Apr 27, 2022

Top 10 Video Game Adaptations (that will probably never get made but kinda should)

With the ongoing lack of originality in Hollywood creating a constant pillaging of pre-existing concepts that will inevitably lead to...

Apr 19, 2022

The Top 20 Batman Movie Villains of All Time

With Matt Reeve's The Batman introducing us to his take on some familiar faces in the Batman Universe, we thought we'd see where they...

Mar 28, 2022

Ranking Every Paul Thomas Anderson Film from Best to Worst

While he may not be a household name like many of his early VHS generation contemporaries, Paul Thomas Anderson is still one of the...

Feb 3, 2022

Every Stunt from the Jackass Movie Series Ranked from Best to Worst

After a decade of silence, the inevitable return of the Jackass saga is finally upon us. And as you would celebrate any comedic...

Jan 21, 2022

Year in Tiers 2021 - Dan Flash's

The Top Tier in this Year's recap is dedicated to the best of the best, unimpeachable standard of quality set by fashion icon - Dan...

Jan 20, 2022

Year in Tiers 2021 - Kelly Rowland

Listen, I mean no disrespect to Kelly Rowland. She's an incredibly talented and beautiful young woman. She even made me giggle a few...

Jan 17, 2022

Year in Tiers 2021 - Big Ol' Motha Fucking Duffle Bag of Shit

Season 2 of COVID-19 had me watching a shit load of movies. More than I ever have in any one year. I'll say it, TOO many. And yet there...

Dec 15, 2021

Year in Tiers 2021 - The Eli Mannings

Eli Manning was a very good NFL quarterback. The dude won two Superbowls and did so beating one of the best quarterback / head coach duos...